Just in case anyone was wondering....changing your oil for the first time on your own, with a massive hang over, in 97 degree heat is a fairly terrible idea. That said, I changed my own oil! Woot! I forgot to put the washer on the drain plug, so had to waste 4Q of brand new oil by draining it again and putting that on.....but its done and I did myself.
All of you dads with daughters, do them a favor. Teach them young how to work on cars, the learning curve is much steeper when you're starting out in your 20s.