omarortiz Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 So I was looking at reviews of Chemipure on Amazon tonight, and I came across one I had to share. (nutty) This review is from: Chemi-Pure Aquarium Filter Media - 10 oz. (Misc.) If you are looking for a bag of filter media that does exactly what it is supposed to do, look no farther. I believe you can use this stuff in either fresh or saltwater aquariums and it is desinged to rid the water of harmful organic waste material. Like all living things, fish dont like an over ubundance of poo or urine in their home. Enough waste with time will cause amonia levels to become lethal in your aquarium. I learned all of these little tid bits about filtering fish tanks by a weird sort of coincidence. See, I don't own a pet fish, I have never owned a pet fish, and I will never own a pet fish. I don't get the desire some people have to keep a fish in their home so they can see it all the time. I believe that it probably stems from some sort of internal desire to have companionship for those people who know that they are too pathedic, ugly, or both to ever have any sort of human companionship. Either way, I would imagine that if you profiled all of the serial killers and pedaphiles for the past thirty years, you would find that an abnormal number of the convicted had pet fish, and the most successful ones probably used the chemi pure in the aquariums. I came across this product after I was busted by the five-o for smoking reefers. I was put on house arrest and probation and had to submit random urine samples at the laws leisure. Well, about a week into it I found myself with a hot little spanish enchilada and about two ounces of some of the sticky, icky, icky...if you know what I'm screaming. Well, I should have held my ground but, I didn't. My number got called and I had to submit a sample that I knew would come up dirty. I came across this stuff when my buddy brought it to my house and told me to drink it like a tea. I did just that, hot water and I let this stuff steep in the water for twenty minutes. The "tea" was the color of crude oil and tasted something awful. I took it like a champ though and went to provide my sample with the up most confidence. Later that day I was detained and sent to county for violating the condition. The only problem with having friends that are bigger heads than you, is the fact that they will lead you astray. Lond story short, this stuff is for fish water, it is not a human system cleanser. Not by a long shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyInside Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Haha that is awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Islandoftiki Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 That's some creative writing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derbird Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Hummm......... He thinks we are pathetic yet he............. Interesting (nutty) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramy Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Wow some people are where they belong =) I almost died laughing when I read that. was thinking at first is was going to be some P.E.T.A. type rant but to my surpise it was some one of even lower intelligence. Thank you for making me laugh !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pantherguy30 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 If all reviews were like that one. I'd definitely pay attention to more of them. That was freaking hilarious!!! And seriously thank you for that share!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassi Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 I always loved this one: http://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Giant-Swiss-Knife/dp/B001DZTJRQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenW Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 thats awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reefnjunkie Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 I always loved this one: http://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Giant-Swiss-Knife/dp/B001DZTJRQ That takes the cake, i had to stop after the mugger one. I want a Wenger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burningbaal Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 umreal review. as so many have said...he thinks we're pathetic and then: 1) smokes the green while on probation 2) tries to cover it up with a very-far-from-meant-for-humans product? what if his friend said to drink drano!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pnkrcklives Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 TOO FUNNY.... I JUST SPIT MY SODA ON MY WORK KEY BOARD... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bicyclebill Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 That's funny right there. Written in the style that would make it to"best of craigslist" if out were done there. Too bad Amazon doesn't have a "best of Amazon". Sent from my MB865 using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteRock Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Thats some funny stuff. My next fish tank is going in my Wenger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassi Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 The skimmer tool is to difficult to operate and every time I dump the collection cup on the other tools so the wenger smells badly. There is a "best of Amazon": http://www.amazon.com/Funniest-Amazon-Product-Reviews/lm/RM0256CJKINZJ But the Wenger is the best in my opinion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteRock Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Here are some good ones: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1334909502&sr=8-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimberlee Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 umreal review. as so many have said...he thinks we're pathetic and then: 1) smokes the green while on probation 2) tries to cover it up with a very-far-from-meant-for-humans product? what if his friend said to drink drano!? Than his friend would be doing the rest of us a favor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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