Zoolander Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 (edited) Wanna blow [language filter] up in your tank? You need these. Moses actually used 4 of these to part the Red Sea. Check Wikipedia if you don't believe me. I used these on the back of a boat once to get home and they were only at half power. They are strong enough to blow ick off sick Tangs without needing medication. Use them to blow hair algae off the rocks. 9 out of 10 people who bought these noticed crystal clear water conditions within a week. Jebao says they cure cancer but I haven't tested it, yet. The manual states that you can keep yellow tangs in 5 gallon tanks with these because they are so strong the tang thinks he's actually in the ocean. Technology is pretty f'ing amazing. $120 for both. Pretty cheap for something that can change the world if used for good. I imagine these are pretty dangerous in the wrong hands so do all of us a favor and buy them. Save the world, be a hero. Your mom would be proud. And it is Mother's Day weekend, after all. Edited May 19, 2017 by Zoolander 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pledosophy Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Would you split them up or only together? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albertareef Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 We should have you write the text for every sale thread on here - pure entertainment. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighschoolReefer Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Dead. [emoji23]Sent from my SM-G930V using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albertareef Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, pledosophy said: Would you split them up or only together? C'mon Brian, get them both! Save the world and make your mom proud. Mother's Day is coming up you know! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoolander Posted May 12, 2017 Author Share Posted May 12, 2017 9 minutes ago, pledosophy said: Would you split them up or only together? I'd split them up. Safer that way, anyway. Like the Dark Crystal. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pledosophy Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 (edited) Edited May 12, 2017 by pledosophy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighschoolReefer Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 We should have you write the text for every sale thread on here - pure entertainment. Im backing this proposal. Sent from my SM-G930V using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoolander Posted May 12, 2017 Author Share Posted May 12, 2017 Email sent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pledosophy Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Turns out these are not the ones for me. Good luck with the sale though man. I am sure someone wants to turn their Brute lid into a jet ski. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoolander Posted May 12, 2017 Author Share Posted May 12, 2017 Now that's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoolander Posted May 12, 2017 Author Share Posted May 12, 2017 For those who've never been to Ripley's Believe it or Not, here's a photo of these modern feats of human accomplishment. I have an extra controller I can throw in as well because... well... they are Jebao. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorge Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Oh man I got a good laugh. Thank you! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albertareef Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 1 hour ago, pledosophy said: Turns out these are not the ones for me. Good luck with the sale though man. I am sure someone wants to turn their Brute lid into a jet ski. Haha! Sorry about the name thing... misread your screen name on my phone. Too much multitasking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pledosophy Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 38 minutes ago, albertareef said: Haha! Sorry about the name thing... misread your screen name on my phone. Too much multitasking! We're good George. No worries at all 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdxmonkeyboy Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Someone should snatch these up. Too much power for my irresponsible hands :(Sent from my SM-G930V using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spectra Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Well might blow the water out of the 14 gallon I have 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisQ Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Would you sell the extra controller? I think mine might be burnt out, i can only seem to get about 25% out of it if that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albertareef Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 If I had any need for these whatsoever I would buy them just because I love this thread so much. This and the corner of my garage sale thread are two of my all time favs. Sorry that doesn't help you any Richard but at least you know you were able to brighten someone's day. (I needed it). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoolander Posted May 13, 2017 Author Share Posted May 13, 2017 Happy to help! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danlu_gt Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 With great powers come great responsibilities... Tempting... Having an evenly covered sandbed is overrated.Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G935A using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoolander Posted May 19, 2017 Author Share Posted May 19, 2017 Updated price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoolander Posted June 3, 2017 Author Share Posted June 3, 2017 $100 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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