CCCP Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Ok, don’t even know how to start this.(flame) well let me give you all a smart advice. (scratch) When you bought Pickle lime" Kalkwasser" and Magnesium keep it in your trunk when you are driving home " well at list that's where i was heading from Jason’s store today when i got pulled over buy a police officer for not having my front license plate. I had 1 bag of 7 pound pickle lime and one bag of magnesium sitting on my passenger side . when police officer walked to my driver side window, "don’t know why but i placed the bags on the floor" right in front of him, the first thing he asked was what i have there, so i told him, well let's just say I had a feeling that he didn’t believed me . Than I think entire Salem police squad showed up on 24 fitness parking lot . that was the time I start to panic. (scary) I mean how should I explain to the cop that the bag I had was not a coke and the magnesium is not something that looks like math! well at list if i was a cop i wont believed a crazy Ukrainian with 2 bags of something that looks like coke and math (enforcer) ,Anyway long story short they let me go with a warning after 2 ½ hr of bullshiting with them and their K9 unit german DOGY! about chemistry . (whistle) (scratch) (clap) (clap) oh buy the way powdertang5 next time use black bags or something (threaten) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbrownies Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 lol, put em into a paper bag at least. Thats funny though, and they give you a warning for doing nothing bad, that's so crap, why did all the crack heads have to ruin normal people's lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CCR Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I remember when a screw was a screw, and coke was a coke, and a hoe was a, well you get the drift LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsoz Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 You could have offered to open the bags and let them tast the stuff. I have never tried this but I think that kalk and mag would have a different taste than meth and coke... I bet the cops were laughing at the officer that pulled you over all night long... I would love to hear a transcript of all their radio calls to each other... Ha Ha Ha. dsoz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CCCP Posted March 23, 2007 Author Share Posted March 23, 2007 well i hope they were all having fun, i was all fricking out. and their german K9 popy dog was barking on the bags too, that's why they were all on it. good thing there was no news around. that would be something to show on tv. 9 police officer cars pulled over a dude with kalk and mag. in his car. anyway, i'm not a big fan of a cops, next time i'm getting myself a sticker , BAD COP NO DONAT, OR BEAVER KALK & MAGNISEUM ON BOARD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanz Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 haha, that's hilarious. They pull people over for no front license plates? That's so petty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Popeil Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 sounds petty, sure. but it gives officers a legal reason to pull over someone who just might have stolen your car, killed your neighbor, been horrendously intoxicated or attempting to smuggle 60 lbs of crack into your town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loke Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 I bet the cops were laughing at the officer that pulled you over all night long... I would love to hear a transcript of all their radio calls to each other... Ha Ha Ha. dsoz (laugh) me 2! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fly guy Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 LOL Thats funny stuff. Sorry it was at your expense though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JManrow Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 LOL Thats funny stuff. Sorry it was at your expense though. Funny unless it happens in a place like Oregon City. Best to label bags of white powder, then transport them in your trunk. Better than getter hassled or worse. A cop with an adrenaline jones can be the worst of junkies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CCR Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 It would have helped if they didn't see the straw on the dash board and the corn cobb pipe toooooo. What was that for?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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