Ok we've talked about burgers now let talk breakfast.
When I lived in Colorado Springs there was a little place called "The Kings Chef". It had about 10 seats around a bar, if people needed two seats and there were seats on either side of you they would ask YOU to move down. The waitress was mean, one time I asked for a box and she said "sure sally i'll get you a box". They had a plate of food called "The Grump", it was a plate full of hashbrowns with sausage, bacon, or ham on top(I picked all 3:D) Then there was eggs on top of that and it was ALL covered with gravy.(drooler) And then if you finished all your food they gave you a sticker for the "Clean Plate Club". It was cash only and I had no problem dropping a 20 on breakfast and a tip. It was even featured on some food network show back then.
What I want to know is, is there anything near that cool in Portland?? Please help(laugh)