WAVES Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008 Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky .. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 : We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration? " Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers What you do today, might Burn Your Backside Tomorrow!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael7979 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I like that on, Joel! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
180Brandy Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 rofl (clap) (laugh) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newreefer02 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Haha that is awsome!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Very Funny....Best post I have read in a long time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WAVES Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 I cant claim it as mine, it was an email forward, but good none the less Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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