stylaster Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Incase you have never ordered from marine depot, they have a pretty funny little message that goes out when your order is shipped Your aquarium supplies have been carefully picked from Marine Depot's shelves like delicate berries and placed into a wicker basket lined with unicorn fur. With the grace of a ballerina, we tiptoed them to our packing station where Santa's Elves—who work with us during their off-season—prepared your order for shipment. Your products were methodically placed in each box using techniques taught to us by a former Tetris World Champion. Using a pair of tweezers, we placed hundreds of packing peanuts one-by-one into every nook and cranny to ensure safe transport. We are proud to share with you that our packing peanuts are reusable, recyclable, biodegradable and made using 100% recycled content. They also do not trigger peanut allergies. Eat your heart out, Mr. Peanut. Saying goodbye to such sought-after products is always gut-wrenching. That is why we offer employees unlimited handkerchiefs as a part of our generous benefits package. As your order was whisked away at light speed down our assembly line into the loving arms of the shipping courier, our warehouse elves, with tears in their eyes, joined hands and whispered, "Jábba sô kalîk qonay." We don't speak Elvish ourselves, but they tell us the rough translation is "May these supplies bring stability and success to the aquarium and its owner." Wow, we are getting a little choked up ourselves now. Thanks, elves. As the delivery truck pulled away from our warehouse dock, a rare double rainbow appeared overhead. That's when we knew the products we had raised since they were mere hatchlings were on their way to a better home. Please take care of them and, we promise, they will take care of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoralCrazy Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 That would be a fun place to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick T Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 pure awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 The only thing my girlfriend has ever liked, understood, or related to about my reef obsession...ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stylaster Posted October 12, 2012 Author Share Posted October 12, 2012 whats that, the unicorn fur? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coast541 Posted October 14, 2012 Share Posted October 14, 2012 Really funny quite the imagination Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PowderBlue Posted October 14, 2012 Share Posted October 14, 2012 That is amazing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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