Twitterbait Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 BREAKING NEWS: OSU football practice was delayed after a player found a white powdery substance on the field. Coach Mike Riley suspended practice and called the police & investigators. After a complete analysis, forensic experts determined that the white substabnce, unknown to the players, was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after the agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season. Just a friendly Civil War taunt. Lets see the beaver and duck jokes folks! Go Ducks! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReefSafari Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 I know you are but what am I ?(laugh) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topher Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 (laugh)priceless(laugh) BREAKING NEWS: OSU football practice was delayed after a player found a white powdery substance on the field. Coach Mike Riley suspended practice and called the police & investigators. After a complete analysis, forensic experts determined that the white substabnce, unknown to the players, was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after the agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season. Just a friendly Civil War taunt. Lets see the beaver and duck jokes folks! Go Ducks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OwenReefin Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Why are the the ducks more like the possums? Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road. (This isn't as funny when they are ranked 2nd lol) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackaninny Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 What do you call a U of O grad with a bike? Successful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algae Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 What do you call a U of O grad with a bike? Successful We are successful Miles!! But, a least we don't have a cow that we consider a member of our family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReefSafari Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 We are successful Miles!! But, a least we don't have a cow that we consider a member of our family. At least we don't put Jane Austen on a pedestal and worship her like she was the Virgin Mary....(laugh) Liberal Art Hippies(nutty) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AquaticEngineer Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 At least we've won 6 games. OH SNAP! GO GREEN, RECYCLE A BEAVER TODAY!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moto826 Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 how about this news lmfao thats funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald525 Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 At least we don't put Jane Austen on a pedestal and worship her like she was the Virgin Mary....(laugh) Liberal Art Hippies(nutty) I heart liberal art hippies! Not much of a Jane Austen fan and I won't say anything about the Virgin Mary as I strive to keep politics and religion out of my posts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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