rmhuntley Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 So men I was given this e-mail as “words women use”…. I would think it’s more appropriately phrased Words Women use to confuse…. Or Reasons why women make no [language filter] sense!! I’ll let you decide on that one. Words Women Use Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. Nothing This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine". Go Ahead This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT! Loud Sigh Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". That's Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. Thanks This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spayne Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 *loud sigh* rofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nu2reef-n Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 That was right on the mark. Sometimes I wonder why we even bother. Oh yeah now I remember, they have that little patch of...........oops. never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyenna Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 how about the one-shoulder shrug? (laugh) well, if we females didn't say those things then we'd be males and everyone would be homosexual thus ending our species. (scary) (naner) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spayne Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 well' date=' if we females didn't say those things then we'd be males and everyone would be homosexual thus ending our species. (scary) (naner)[/quote'] rofl I think you just horrified all of the boys! Good job! (laugh) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmhuntley Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 Nah... it takes WAY more than that to scare me... I have children Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spayne Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Nah... it takes WAY more than that to scare me... I have children Yeah, you win! Children scare me! They're venomous, you know! (laugh) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmhuntley Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 Meet my 5yo son....satan. and here he is laughing at our pathetic human race Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spayne Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 and here he is laughing at our pathetic human race (scary) Cute kid! You do good work! So, is "Satan" the official name on the birth certificate? (laugh) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmhuntley Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 Nah...His name is Matthew, but most of the time he answers to "you little S&%t!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spayne Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Nah...His name is Matthew' date=' but most of the time he answers to "you little S&%t!"[/quote'] Hey! That's my name! rofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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