impur Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 :p Civil war coming up, gotta get it started right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impur Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Good job beavs. Civil War is going to be BIG!!!! GO DUCKS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R-3 Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Yep its time to break out the rubber duckies for the toilets! GO BEAVS!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael7979 Posted November 24, 2008 Author Share Posted November 24, 2008 I wonder if Quizz is going to be 100%? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R-3 Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Well he wont be 100% no matter what he has a tear in his labrum in that shoulder. It really comes down to how much pain can ya handle. I think with a week to adjust also the O will be used to McCants style of running. Lets go BEAVS!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impur Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Yah i gotta think he won't play or will be very limited. Every time he gets hit on that shoulder he's gonna feel it. McCants is a big dude. He should be able to pick up some of that slack. Against Zona they ran the fly sweep to death. Francis did real well catching out of the backfield too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R-3 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Well here are some classics Q: What do you get when you have a basement full of Duck fans? A: A Whine Cellar ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q: A Beaver fan and a Duck fan are in the third grade. Who's bigger? A: The Duck fan... he's 18 years old. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you get all of the U of O grads out of your neighborhood? A: Hide all of the cardboard boxes. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you say to a Duck player in a 3 piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise? ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What does a tornado and a Oregon Grad have in common? A: They both end up in trailer parks. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What words do you most often hear from a career minded U of O graduate? A: Would you like fries with that?" ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What is the difference between a dead dog on the freeway and a dead Duck fan on the freeway? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What is the difference between the U of O and Frosted Flakes? A: Frosted Flakes know what to do in a Bowl. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What is long and hard on a Duck fan? A: First Grade. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the difference between Autzen stadium and a porcupine? A: Autzen stadium has 55,000 *****s on the inside. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call a Duck cheerleader with two brain cells? A: Pregnant. ------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What is the difference between a dollar bill and the Duck football team? A: A dollar bill is good for 4 quarters. ------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you get a U of O girl into an elevator? A: Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie. ------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What is green and yellow and has two teeth? A: The front row at Autzen stadium. --------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What is a Duck football player's favorite pick-up line? A: Didn't we almost flunk out together? ---------------------------------------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impur Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Well here are some classics --------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What is a Duck football player's favorite pick-up line? A: Didn't we almost flunk out together? ---------------------------------------------------------- [/font] Required GPA and SAT scores to get into each pac10 school * GPAs Stanford: 3.63 UCLA: 3.15 Oregon: 2.94 Cal: 2.93 Wash: 2.86 Ore St: 2.84 USC: 2.80 Wash St: 2.80 Ariz: 2.76 Ariz St: 2.76 * SATs Stanford: 1176 UCLA: 990 Cal: 984 Ore: 969 Wash: 963 USC: 955 Ariz: 948 Ariz St: 937 Ore St: 928 Wash St: 920 (naner) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R-3 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 BREAKING NEWS!!!! Since the video from the song Human by the Killers inspired the Ucks new uni's University of Zero has adopted this as there new intro song for every game http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6r4KT8-VX0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R-3 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 BREAKING NEWS!!! Hitler video response found from last years Civil War victory by the BEAVS!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8Z178D1C-8 BTW- This is the greatest video ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impur Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 BREAKING NEWS!!! Hitler video response found from last years Civil War victory by the BEAVS!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8Z178D1C-8 BTW- This is the greatest video ever That was actually pretty well done and funny save for the insults. Who pisses flourescent yellow and what the heck are you eating/drinking to make it that way? You beavs aren't supposed to EAT the glo stick.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowman Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 I'm one of the biggest Duck fans here, but I almost, almost want the Beavers to win this game. I hate USC worse than the Huskies and the Beavers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impur Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Hey Ryan, why do OSU fans say *ucks? Does leaving the D off mean something? Same thing with the UofZero? Wouldn't that make OSU ZeroSU? Aren't they making fun of themselves, or does that not comprehend? Not talking trash genuinely interested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R-3 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Hey Ryan, why do OSU fans say *ucks? Does leaving the D off mean something? Same thing with the UofZero? Wouldn't that make OSU ZeroSU? Aren't they making fun of themselves, or does that not comprehend? Not talking trash genuinely interested. You are thinking way too deep. But the reason I know most people do it is because of just the "O" as the logo hence Zero. Also with the Duck thing its UCK like UCK (nasty gross whatever) Thats what I take from it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impur Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 Hmmm ok thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impur Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 You know whats messed up. Lets say the Ducks beat the beavs. They would be tied for 2nd in the Pac, Ducks having the "tiebreaker". The Holiday Bowl reps are so in love with OSU and their "little guy that could" story, they would likely pick the Beavs to the holiday bowl. The Sun bowl could envoke their no-repeat clause leaving the Ducks in the Las Vegas bowl!!! Think about that and how messed up that would be. Oregon would be near or in the top 15. If the went to the LV bowl and won, you figure almost half the teams in front of them will lose right (they all play a bowl) they could possibly finish in the top 10 and only have a Las Vegas bowl win against what Notre Dame? Tulsa? BYU? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spectra Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 (puke) I'm one of the biggest Duck fans here Sorry to here that Bob(laugh) Just giving you a bad time. I look at it this way I am not one way or the other as it is just good to see one of the Oregon teams doing well(rock2) Oh and who wants to see the ducks in those jerseys(puke) I think someone needs to talk to uncle Phil:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R-3 Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 Hey Miles, Mike and Bob I just emailed this idea to Uncle Phil. This could be your 7th alternate jersey. http://www.tronguy.net/TRONcostume/finalofff.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impur Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 (puke) Oh and who wants to see the ducks in those jerseys(puke) I DO!! I love em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyenna Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 I DO!! I love em. So ostentatious. Typical. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R-3 Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 Well here is one we can all enjoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spectra Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 Hey Miles, Mike and Bob I just emailed this idea to Uncle Phil. This could be your 7th alternate jersey. http://www.tronguy.net/TRONcostume/finalofff.jpg I think that could work(waving) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impur Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 So ostentatious. Typical. . Yah its great isn't it. (rock2) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impur Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Beavs dreams are being crushed tomorrow!!! GO DUCKS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R-3 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Beavs dreams are being crushed tomorrow!!! GO DUCKS!!! Hey Miles you want me to save ya some roast Duck?? Dont you love football! GO BEAVS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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