Another classic with a bunch of good one liners:
"Don't touch nothing! You can't negotiate turns. You can't signal properly. You can't maintain speed. You can't parallel park. Hell, you can't drive, honey. Shoot, I can't swim, I know I can't. So you know what I do? I stay my black a__ out the pool! "
"The ladies are dirty. Walk away. The ladies are dirty."
"It's cold up here, they keep these Ferrari's refrigerated? And you know black people don't like cold weather, we're tropical people. Man, when this is over I'm gonna smoke a joint, watch two hours of Roots and I'm gonna KICK YOUR A__! "