impur Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 This is from the instruction manual for my new Bubble Magus bm-t01 dosing pump. I think these are the worst ones i've ever read: Install 1. Put the Dosing Pump control box placed in the right position, demands placed on a smooth, not placed in the hot and humid environment, Short-circuit on the control box to avoid damage. 2. In the pump head were connected to the hose on both sides of the hose connectors, hose connectors draw a line on the PVC transparent pipe, according to the direction of liquid flow in the left (the face of pump head) to add a liquid placed in the right one set to be added fluids. 3. Connected to the power supply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.R Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 LOL, looks like maybe a really bad translation from *** to english maybe?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topher Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 not only is the customer service dept. in India, but the people that write the directions are too.. almost sound like Yoda......hard to read these directions are.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePremiumAquarium Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 I understand them completely. I dont' know what you are all talking about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassi Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 They write english like me lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algae Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 You really need to frame these "instructions", Miles! Best laugh yet. The old, old Toyota Landcruisers used to have safety insructions that started out" Beware the Skid Demon!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Head Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 That was one of the reasons why I decided against the BM. Now after hearing that the customer service is in India, I am kind of glad I went with the LM3. I don't know, but it will be just my luck that the LM will be in the same boat. I hope everything else is great though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.R Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 They write english like me lol LOL, they make you look like you were born here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h2odvl Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 You get it figured out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReefSafari Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 I don't know why everyone can't understand them, I understood them perfectly....(drooler) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rgrcrain Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 Keep it away from heat and humidity, sounds like the perfect aquarium component. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor1 Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 Our IT is out of India(outsourced) and they made a recent change. I recently spoke with a Roger and a Paul. Now I believe I am talking with someone in the states, but why do I still have to repeat myself three times and ask for them to repeat themselves three times and still no resolution after two months and 15 tickets........... What, you really think we are that ignorant!! When I read these instructions, it reminded me of my problem. Sorry, I can't translate it as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassi Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coralreefer Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 Not unlike instructions evidently given to the Casey Anthony jury.... DrMerle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impur Posted July 6, 2011 Author Share Posted July 6, 2011 I got it programmed no prob. If you have ever programmed a controller you can program this thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
titus'reef Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 you all know the saying: "Keep It Simple Stupid!" that's what they thought when they wrote the instructions. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impur Posted July 6, 2011 Author Share Posted July 6, 2011 you all know the saying: "Keep It Simple Stupid!" that's what they thought when they wrote the instructions. LOL or Keep it Simply Stupid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algae Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 I'm liking this thread. I was getting ready to sand my stand and was completely puzzled over how to divide the sandpaper into smaller pieces until I looked on the envelope! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impur Posted July 6, 2011 Author Share Posted July 6, 2011 (laugh) Lucky they put that on there Franklin i would have been lost at how to cut the sandpaper too!! rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassi Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Thank you for using BUBBLE – MAGUS products, please read User manual carefully before use. Contain: A suit of collection cup, a suit of main reactor, a suit of leading box, a suit of drain water system, one ATMAN PH2500 water pump(with pin brush), one air entered tube, one air intake kit & user manual Installation: 1. Leading box:please fix bottom board of leading box to water pump by outlet screw, keep central hole of leading box in line with pump centre , then install leading box to bottom board by long Nylon screw. (Notice: the part without hole of leading box's cover should be in line with pump's outlet). 2. Install water pump: a. please take off four silica gel mat and revolve out nylon screw. b. Insert water pump with leading box to installation board. 3. Please put bucket on bottom board, (main react bucket need telescope into groove of bottom board) and adjust position of pump's inlet and bucket's hatch, then revolve air intake kit to pump's inlet, revolve 2 circles enough, don’t too tight. Air inlet up, insert tube into air entered hole of air intake kit, other end connect to muffler, revolve tightly screw of bottom board and put back mat. 4. Please put collection cup on collection neck of main reactor. 5. After Installation put it into water, insert pump's plug in the socket, adjust water output tube to control bubble's height, thus it can be used. Notice: 1. Please make sure full water in the water pump before start it, else it will be difficult to start up. 2. If installation is correct, it should appear much bubble quickly when pump start up. If no bubble or pump makes a noise or strenuous shake, please stop and restart up. If it can't solve the problem, please contact dealer or our technology person. 3. Strictly prohibit pump operate without water. 4. Every product tested before leaving factory, so some water blob maybe leave on it. It’s not used vestige and wouldn’t affect use. 5. Just start to use a few days its result maybe is no very good, this is a normal phenomenon. After a few days it can be normal working, if washing completely main reactor inside, this time will be reduced. 6. Please adjust bubble level according to aquaria's pollute. Don’t adjust water level too high avoid water quality fluctuate cause much water effused. 7. Please wash collection cup at the fixed date, if sludge heaped inside the collection neck it will affect used result. Suggest to clear protein segregator and pump every one or two month, don’t use chemical to clean protein segregator. 8. Suggest water level for exterior of protein segregator around 28~33cm.(best water level around 30~ 33cm) Guarantee: repair free within one year, repair for life. Product will be improved continuously, please understand the technical change isn't noticed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald525 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 They write english like me lol Rofl I was thinking the same thing Alex! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
titus'reef Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 They write english like me lol You are not alone Alex.(innocent) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coralreefer Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Thank you for using BUBBLE – MAGUS products, please read User manual carefully before use. Contain: A suit of collection cup, a suit of main reactor, a suit of leading box, a suit of drain water system, one ATMAN PH2500 water pump(with pin brush), one air entered tube, one air intake kit & user manual Installation: 1. Leading box:please fix bottom board of leading box to water pump by outlet screw, keep central hole of leading box in line with pump centre , then install leading box to bottom board by long Nylon screw. (Notice: the part without hole of leading box's cover should be in line with pump's outlet). 2. Install water pump: a. please take off four silica gel mat and revolve out nylon screw. b. Insert water pump with leading box to installation board. 3. Please put bucket on bottom board, (main react bucket need telescope into groove of bottom board) and adjust position of pump's inlet and bucket's hatch, then revolve air intake kit to pump's inlet, revolve 2 circles enough, don’t too tight. Air inlet up, insert tube into air entered hole of air intake kit, other end connect to muffler, revolve tightly screw of bottom board and put back mat. 4. Please put collection cup on collection neck of main reactor. 5. After Installation put it into water, insert pump's plug in the socket, adjust water output tube to control bubble's height, thus it can be used. Notice: 1. Please make sure full water in the water pump before start it, else it will be difficult to start up. 2. If installation is correct, it should appear much bubble quickly when pump start up. If no bubble or pump makes a noise or strenuous shake, please stop and restart up. If it can't solve the problem, please contact dealer or our technology person. 3. Strictly prohibit pump operate without water. 4. Every product tested before leaving factory, so some water blob maybe leave on it. It’s not used vestige and wouldn’t affect use. 5. Just start to use a few days its result maybe is no very good, this is a normal phenomenon. After a few days it can be normal working, if washing completely main reactor inside, this time will be reduced. 6. Please adjust bubble level according to aquaria's pollute. Don’t adjust water level too high avoid water quality fluctuate cause much water effused. 7. Please wash collection cup at the fixed date, if sludge heaped inside the collection neck it will affect used result. Suggest to clear protein segregator and pump every one or two month, don’t use chemical to clean protein segregator. 8. Suggest water level for exterior of protein segregator around 28~33cm.(best water level around 30~ 33cm) Guarantee: repair free within one year, repair for life. Product will be improved continuously, please understand the technical change isn't noticed. ...Like I said, not unlike instructions given to Casey Anthony's jury... DrMerle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impur Posted July 7, 2011 Author Share Posted July 7, 2011 Hey those are good! (laugh) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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