reefboy Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 I heard the fire @ OSU burned a bunch of books in the library? Don't worry they saved a bunch, and I hear they have not been colored in yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackaninny Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 What do you call a Duck player with a haircut? The defendant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impur Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Chip Kelly can kill two stones with one bird. Some magicians can walk on water; Chip Kelly can swim through land. Chip Kelly counted to infinity -- twice. Chip Kelly put out a forest fire using only gasoline. Chip Kelly is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impur Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Corvallis? If it was invented anywhere else it would be a TEETHbrush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jackaninny Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Chip Kelly can kill two stones with one bird. Some magicians can walk on water; Chip Kelly can swim through land. Chip Kelly counted to infinity -- twice. Chip Kelly put out a forest fire using only gasoline. Chip Kelly is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris disapproves of his copyright violations. You have been warned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impur Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Chuck Norris has been Chip Kellied so no worries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impur Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 This is pretty good!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impur Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 And here we go! http://cgi.ebay.com/Verbal-commitment-to-SEC-team-from-future-blue-chip-son_W0QQitemZ160514427291 You are bidding on a verbal commitment to play football for an SEC school from my unborn son! Don't worry, this item complies with NCAA rules and regulations. Buy it now price goes to highest offer. Happy Bidding! My unborn son must not be made aware of this transaction *wink I was thinking of going into business doing something like this as well. There are 120 Div 1 schools so there is plenty of money to be made. If i get banned from a school i get banned there are plenty out there and I only need to do this for a couple years before i can retire. Here is my tentative plan: 5star recruit - $250,000 4star recruit - $200,000 3star recruit - $150,000 2star recruit - $100,000 All I need to do is steer about 10 guys to colleges will to pay. I will only deal with the parents, or sisters/brothers, cousins/uncles. The player will not know this is happening. I will split the money 50-50 with the family. What do ya think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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