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So men I was given this e-mail as “words women use”…. I would think it’s more appropriately phrased Words Women use to confuse…. Or Reasons why women make no [language filter] sense!! I’ll let you decide on that one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Words Women Use

 

Fine

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

 

Five Minutes

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

 

Nothing

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

 

Go Ahead

This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

 

Loud Sigh

Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

 

That's Okay

This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

 

Thanks

This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

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That was right on the mark. Sometimes I wonder why we even bother. Oh yeah now I remember, they have that little patch of...........oops. never mind.

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how about the one-shoulder shrug? (laugh)

 

well, if we females didn't say those things then we'd be males and everyone would be homosexual thus ending our species. (scary) (naner)

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well' date=' if we females didn't say those things then we'd be males and everyone would be homosexual thus ending our species. (scary) (naner)[/quote']

rofl

 

I think you just horrified all of the boys! Good job! (laugh)

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Nah... it takes WAY more than that to scare me... I have children

Yeah, you win! Children scare me! They're venomous, you know! (laugh)

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and here he is laughing at our pathetic human race

hornslaugh.jpg

(scary)

 

Cute kid! You do good work! So, is "Satan" the official name on the birth certificate? (laugh)

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Nah...His name is Matthew' date=' but most of the time he answers to "you little S&%t!"[/quote']

Hey! That's my name! rofl

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