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Well he wont be 100% no matter what he has a tear in his labrum in that shoulder. It really comes down to how much pain can ya handle. I think with a week to adjust also the O will be used to McCants style of running. Lets go BEAVS!!

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Yah i gotta think he won't play or will be very limited. Every time he gets hit on that shoulder he's gonna feel it.

 

McCants is a big dude. He should be able to pick up some of that slack. Against Zona they ran the fly sweep to death. Francis did real well catching out of the backfield too.

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Well here are some classics

 

Q: What do you get when you have a basement full of Duck fans?

A: A Whine Cellar

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Q: A Beaver fan and a Duck fan are in the third grade. Who's bigger?

A: The Duck fan... he's 18 years old.

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Q: How do you get all of the U of O grads out of your neighborhood?

A: Hide all of the cardboard boxes.

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Q: What do you say to a Duck player in a 3 piece suit?

A: Will the defendant please rise?

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Q: What does a tornado and a Oregon Grad have in common?

A: They both end up in trailer parks.

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Q: What words do you most often hear from a career minded U of O graduate?

A: Would you like fries with that?"

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Q: What is the difference between a dead dog on the freeway and a dead Duck fan on the freeway?

A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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Q: What is the difference between the U of O and Frosted Flakes?

A: Frosted Flakes know what to do in a Bowl.

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Q: What is long and hard on a Duck fan?

A: First Grade.

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Q: What's the difference between Autzen stadium and a porcupine?

A: Autzen stadium has 55,000 *****s on the inside.

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Q: What do you call a Duck cheerleader with two brain cells?

A: Pregnant.

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Q: What is the difference between a dollar bill and the Duck football team?

A: A dollar bill is good for 4 quarters.

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Q: How do you get a U of O girl into an elevator?

A: Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.

 

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Q: What is green and yellow and has two teeth?

A: The front row at Autzen stadium.

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Q: What is a Duck football player's favorite pick-up line?

A: Didn't we almost flunk out together?

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Well here are some classics

 

 

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Q: What is a Duck football player's favorite pick-up line?

A: Didn't we almost flunk out together?

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Required GPA and SAT scores to get into each pac10 school

 

 

* GPAs

 

Stanford: 3.63

UCLA: 3.15

Oregon: 2.94

Cal: 2.93

Wash: 2.86

Ore St: 2.84

USC: 2.80

Wash St: 2.80

Ariz: 2.76

Ariz St: 2.76

 

* SATs

 

Stanford: 1176

UCLA: 990

Cal: 984

Ore: 969

Wash: 963

USC: 955

Ariz: 948

Ariz St: 937

Ore St: 928

Wash St: 920

 

 

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BREAKING NEWS!!!

 

Hitler video response found from last years Civil War victory by the BEAVS!!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8Z178D1C-8

 

BTW- This is the greatest video ever :)

 

That was actually pretty well done and funny save for the insults.

 

Who pisses flourescent yellow and what the heck are you eating/drinking to make it that way? You beavs aren't supposed to EAT the glo stick..

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Hey Ryan, why do OSU fans say *ucks? Does leaving the D off mean something? Same thing with the UofZero? Wouldn't that make OSU ZeroSU? Aren't they making fun of themselves, or does that not comprehend?

 

 

Not talking trash genuinely interested.

 

You are thinking way too deep. But the reason I know most people do it is because of just the "O" as the logo hence Zero. Also with the Duck thing its UCK like UCK (nasty gross whatever) Thats what I take from it :)

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You know whats messed up. Lets say the Ducks beat the beavs. They would be tied for 2nd in the Pac, Ducks having the "tiebreaker". The Holiday Bowl reps are so in love with OSU and their "little guy that could" story, they would likely pick the Beavs to the holiday bowl. The Sun bowl could envoke their no-repeat clause leaving the Ducks in the Las Vegas bowl!!!

 

Think about that and how messed up that would be. Oregon would be near or in the top 15. If the went to the LV bowl and won, you figure almost half the teams in front of them will lose right (they all play a bowl) they could possibly finish in the top 10 and only have a Las Vegas bowl win against what Notre Dame? Tulsa? BYU?

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(puke)

I'm one of the biggest Duck fans here

 

 

 

Sorry to here that Bob(laugh) Just giving you a bad time. I look at it this way I am not one way or the other as it is just good to see one of the Oregon teams doing well(rock2)

 

Oh and who wants to see the ducks in those jerseys(puke) I think someone needs to talk to uncle Phil:D

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