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10 thoughts to ponder for 2008

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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008


Number 10

Life is sexually transmitted.



Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.



Number 8

Men have two emotions:


Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.



Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,


teach a person to use the Internet


and they won't bother you for weeks.



Number 6

Some people are like a Slinky ..


Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile


when you shove them down the stairs.



Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,


lying in hospitals dying of nothing.



Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather.


It pays no attention to Criticism.



Number 3

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00


and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?



Number 2

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.


Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :


We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?







" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers


What you do today, might Burn Your Backside Tomorrow!"

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