reef165 Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Got this in an E-mail, thought it was funny and wanted to share. TSA slogans Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants. Grope discounts available. If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first. Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady. Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy. Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice. Wanna fly? Drop your fly. We've handled more balls than Barney Frank. We are now free to move about your pants. We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way. It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat. When in doubt, we make you whip it out. TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin' You were a virgin. We handle more packages than UPS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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