coralreefer Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 It's times like this that I remember what my old dad used to say. What was that? "What the hell are you doing in the bathroom all day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?" Young Frankenstein!!! My favorite is from "Arthur"...From his fiancee.. Fiancee---"Arthur, a real woman could stop you from drinking." Arthur----"She'd have to be a real BIG woman." LOL... DrMerle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReefSafari Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 "Stupid S.O.B. Knocked itself Cold" "Cold my A$$, Its Dead, We Killed it...We KILLED IT!.....F...U...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandinga Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 We cant stop here this is bat country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald525 Posted August 10, 2010 Author Share Posted August 10, 2010 Another easy one: "Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToxicPoison Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 If I had a million dollars I'd get TWO chicks! You know you can get that without a million dollars, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToxicPoison Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 We cant stop here this is bat country. One toke?! You goddamn fool, wait til you see those bats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddcarpenter Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 "YOU GUYS...YOU GUYS...Did you guys see the size of that chicken?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. One toke?! You goddamn fool' date=' wait til you see those bats![/quote'] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackaninny Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Why aren't you popular with the Chicago police department? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael7979 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Another classic with a bunch of good one liners: "Don't touch nothing! You can't negotiate turns. You can't signal properly. You can't maintain speed. You can't parallel park. Hell, you can't drive, honey. Shoot, I can't swim, I know I can't. So you know what I do? I stay my black a__ out the pool! " "The ladies are dirty. Walk away. The ladies are dirty." "It's cold up here, they keep these Ferrari's refrigerated? And you know black people don't like cold weather, we're tropical people. Man, when this is over I'm gonna smoke a joint, watch two hours of Roots and I'm gonna KICK YOUR A__! " Gone in 60 Seconds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael7979 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Another easy one: "Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy" Breakfast Club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael7979 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 "YOU GUYS...YOU GUYS...Did you guys see the size of that chicken?" Young Guns II Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
undrtkr_00 Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 "Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc82 Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 "Hey my brother, can I borrow a copy of yo hey-soul classics"...."no my brother, you gotsta 'go buy your own" "Who's your favorite little rascal.... Alfalfa... or Spanky....", "Maybe you were watching a movie with that funny comedian! Oh, whats his name? Buddy... Whackett?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackaninny Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 "Who's your favorite little rascal.... Alfalfa... or Spanky...."' date=' "Maybe you were watching a movie with that funny comedian! Oh, whats his name? Buddy... Whackett?"[/quote'] Tommy Boy (really hating the minimum char requirement lately) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald525 Posted August 12, 2010 Author Share Posted August 12, 2010 "Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoobtoSalt Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Here's a new one.. "Suitor number 3, is your kiss like a soft breeze, a firm handshake or a jackhammer? Definitely a jackhammer, I'm in there with some pressure and when I'm done, you're not the same as before. You're changed." It was kind of hard to think of a family friendly quote from these movies...lol So from what I saw no one guessed this one yet?? Come on it's a classic already! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgf86123 Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Mallrats all the way Here's one I'm sure only a very few will get.... "Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms" hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald525 Posted August 12, 2010 Author Share Posted August 12, 2010 Mallrats all the way Here's one I'm sure only a very few will get.... "Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms" hehe Outlaw Josey Wales 1976 but I cheated and googled it(laugh) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgf86123 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 "Are we gonna bury 'em Josey?" "spit" "Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms" LOL Greatest line ever in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackaninny Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Agent Foster Grant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rgrcrain Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 with all due respect, and remember I'm sayin' it with all due respect, that idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin' it on. America is all about speed, hot nasty badass speed. -elenor roosevelt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToxicPoison Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 In the spirit of the PNW: "You see this one? This one right here? This was my dream, my wish...and it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking em all back." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabe Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 In the spirit of the PNW: "You see this one? This one right here? This was my dream, my wish...and it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking em all back." Goonies of course! Modern calssic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabe Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Rep point for whoever gets this one (clap) "FFOORRRREEEEEVVVVVVEERRRR" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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