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It's times like this that I remember what my old dad used to say.

What was that?

"What the hell are you doing in the bathroom all day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?"

 

Young Frankenstein!!!

 

My favorite is from "Arthur"...From his fiancee..

 

Fiancee---"Arthur, a real woman could stop you from drinking."

Arthur----"She'd have to be a real BIG woman."

 

 

LOL...

 

DrMerle

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Another classic with a bunch of good one liners:

 

"Don't touch nothing! You can't negotiate turns. You can't signal properly. You can't maintain speed. You can't parallel park. Hell, you can't drive, honey. Shoot, I can't swim, I know I can't. So you know what I do? I stay my black a__ out the pool! "

 

"The ladies are dirty. Walk away. The ladies are dirty."

 

"It's cold up here, they keep these Ferrari's refrigerated? And you know black people don't like cold weather, we're tropical people. Man, when this is over I'm gonna smoke a joint, watch two hours of Roots and I'm gonna KICK YOUR A__! "

 

Gone in 60 Seconds

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"Hey my brother, can I borrow a copy of yo hey-soul classics"...."no my brother, you gotsta 'go buy your own"

 

"Who's your favorite little rascal.... Alfalfa... or Spanky....", "Maybe you were watching a movie with that funny comedian! Oh, whats his name? Buddy... Whackett?"

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"Who's your favorite little rascal.... Alfalfa... or Spanky...."' date=' "Maybe you were watching a movie with that funny comedian! Oh, whats his name? Buddy... Whackett?"[/quote']

 

Tommy Boy (really hating the minimum char requirement lately)

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Here's a new one..

 

"Suitor number 3, is your kiss like a soft breeze, a firm handshake or a jackhammer?

 

Definitely a jackhammer, I'm in there with some pressure and when I'm done, you're not the same as before. You're changed."

 

It was kind of hard to think of a family friendly quote from these movies...lol

 

So from what I saw no one guessed this one yet?? Come on it's a classic already!

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Mallrats all the way

 

 

Here's one I'm sure only a very few will get....

 

"Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms"

 

hehe

 

Outlaw Josey Wales 1976 but I cheated and googled it(laugh)

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with all due respect, and remember I'm sayin' it with all due respect, that idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin' it on.

 

America is all about speed, hot nasty badass speed. -elenor roosevelt

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In the spirit of the PNW:

 

"You see this one? This one right here? This was my dream, my wish...and it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking em all back."

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In the spirit of the PNW:

 

"You see this one? This one right here? This was my dream, my wish...and it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking em all back."

 

Goonies of course! Modern calssic.

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