Emerald525 Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 A few weeks back I was talking to Isaac and we were laughing at some of our favorite movie quotes. We all do it. See if you can guess the movie. Mine are easy. Brad also tends to quote movies and I never can figure them out. My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it. I am the eyes and ears of this institution my friends This one has many but had to be selective for fear of being censored(laugh): There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. A hospital? What is it? It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. (laugh)(laugh)(laugh)(laugh)(laugh) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reefnjunkie Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 A few weeks back I was talking to Isaac and we were laughing at some of our favorite movie quotes. We all do it. See if you can guess the movie. Mine are easy. Brad also tends to quote movies and I never can figure them out. My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it. I am the eyes and ears of this institution my friends This one has many but had to be selective for fear of being censored(laugh): There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. A hospital? What is it? It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. (laugh)(laugh)(laugh)(laugh)(laugh) Airplane for sure-LOL and dont forget "Roger, Roger, Whats our vector, Victor?" "Why, I can make a hat a brooch or a pterodactyl" "Ever seen a grown man naked?" Ah and who can forget and not remeber what movie tis was from; "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What Say What again, say what again, I dare ya I double dare ya say What one more mother........" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddcarpenter Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 "Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." "The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion." "It is his fault he didn't lock the garage." And my favorite from the same movie: "You're not dying, you just can't think of anything good to do." I love that movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharoleb Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 "Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." "The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion." "It is his fault he didn't lock the garage." And my favorite from the same movie: "You're not dying, you just can't think of anything good to do." I love that movie Farris Buelers Day Off!! And a new one: "The royal penis is clean your highness" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald525 Posted August 10, 2010 Author Share Posted August 10, 2010 Farris Buelers Day Off!! And a new one: "The royal penis is clean your highness" Coming to America?(scratch)(laugh) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Samuel Jackson in Pulp Fiction Ah and who can forget and not remeber what movie tis was from; "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What Say What again, say what again, I dare ya I double dare ya say What one more mother........" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoobtoSalt Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Ah and who can forget and not remeber what movie tis was from; "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What Say What again, say what again, I dare ya I double dare ya say What one more mother........" Pulp fiction?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoobtoSalt Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Here's a new one.. "Suitor number 3, is your kiss like a soft breeze, a firm handshake or a jackhammer? Definitely a jackhammer, I'm in there with some pressure and when I'm done, you're not the same as before. You're changed." It was kind of hard to think of a family friendly quote from these movies...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelhead77 Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 A spanking!!! A spanking!!! It's only a flesh wound..... I f**t in your general direction.... Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of eldeberries! What.....is your favorite colour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelhead77 Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 -It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago...we have half a tank of gas...it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. -Hit it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowman Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Monty Python and the Holy Grail The Blues Brothers Baptism, you guys are dumber than a bag of hammers. And stay out of the Woolworth's! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 "I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is." "What is this? A center for ants? How are they suppose to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharoleb Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 He may have advanced dilusionary schitzophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage, but he is a very gentle person! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattv Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Cant stop here its bat country! My neck! My back! My neck and my back! Oww, I want a hundred and fifty thousand! But we can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Friday......... My neck! My back! My neck and my back! Oww, I want a hundred and fifty thousand! But we can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 "Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who." "Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"... " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelhead77 Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 "I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is." "What is this? A center for ants? How are they suppose to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?" Ha! Zoolander! The perfect movie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelhead77 Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 "Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who." "Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"... " MPATHG!!! My favorite movie of ALL TIME! I've seen it probably 150 times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racefan Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 It's times like this that I remember what my old dad used to say. What was that? "What the hell are you doing in the bathroom all day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelhead77 Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Bonus points for this one! -Whew!! You guys smell like you fell into a dung heap! -Kinda makes you homesick, don't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rgrcrain Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Monty Python and the Holy Grail The Blues Brothers Baptism, you guys are dumber than a bag of hammers. And stay out of the Woolworth's! O Brother where art thou. Dont forget "well aint this place a geographical oddity, two weeks from everywhere." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddcarpenter Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Bonus points for this one! -Whew!! You guys smell like you fell into a dung heap! -Kinda makes you homesick, don't it? Kellys Heroes "Hey!Hey! I found one!!! "What kind is it?" "The kind that blows up!! How the hell do I know what kind it is!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddcarpenter Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Another classic with a bunch of good one liners: "Don't touch nothing! You can't negotiate turns. You can't signal properly. You can't maintain speed. You can't parallel park. Hell, you can't drive, honey. Shoot, I can't swim, I know I can't. So you know what I do? I stay my black a__ out the pool! " "The ladies are dirty. Walk away. The ladies are dirty." "It's cold up here, they keep these Ferrari's refrigerated? And you know black people don't like cold weather, we're tropical people. Man, when this is over I'm gonna smoke a joint, watch two hours of Roots and I'm gonna KICK YOUR A__! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algae Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 O Brother where art thou. Dont forget "well aint this place a geographical oddity' date=' two weeks from everywhere."[/quote'] I'm with you fellers. I'm a Dapper Dan Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algae Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 If I had a million dollars I'd get TWO chicks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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