CCR
09-11-2006, 08:22 PM
Ok I have 2 for ya all. both true. The first from today.
First. I was in Safeway tonight at the deli counter checking thing out. The lady was putting hot chicken in the case and was stocking the breast's up. I leaned over the counter, and seariosly said
"I would like the biggest, hotest, freshes breast ya got" She lookes at me and say's "chicken?" I said "No Mam" and looked at hers. Then said I gota give you a sign. She finally got it. I just busted up laughing right there.
OK next one. My wife was with me for this one. We were at Furrows looking at some unfinished furniture. I carried a stool across the store to the register. She say's "ya going to buy that"(nutty) I said "No mam, I just brought it up here to sit and talk to ya!!!" Here's your sign......
We had watched red neck comedy the night before. I just had to............(naughty)
First. I was in Safeway tonight at the deli counter checking thing out. The lady was putting hot chicken in the case and was stocking the breast's up. I leaned over the counter, and seariosly said
"I would like the biggest, hotest, freshes breast ya got" She lookes at me and say's "chicken?" I said "No Mam" and looked at hers. Then said I gota give you a sign. She finally got it. I just busted up laughing right there.
OK next one. My wife was with me for this one. We were at Furrows looking at some unfinished furniture. I carried a stool across the store to the register. She say's "ya going to buy that"(nutty) I said "No mam, I just brought it up here to sit and talk to ya!!!" Here's your sign......
We had watched red neck comedy the night before. I just had to............(naughty)